Sheryl Crow Proposes Global Warming Fix

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting...", Sheryl Crow.

That is the problem! Global warming is your fault because you use too much toilet paper. Now if we could only figure out just how your using so much toilet paper is causing the global warming on Mars, we could end all this confusion about whether global warming is caused by man here on Earth.

ROTFLMAO